I need to give a massive thank you to Pancake for letting me borrow his Rolls Royce for this picture. I can’t imagine what I would do without his presence in my life now, he’s truly a little angel sent from heaven and not just because he has all the things my still massive inventory is lacking!
I was absolutely feeling my wildest trophy wife fantasies with this one. Consider I have just gone shopping, purchased the kids some new back to school clothing, and myself a couple of pairs of LBs. My pearls are clutched around my neck, and my hair has been neatly coiffed into a near perfect bouffant with only one can of hairspray. Naturally, I’m far too busy for all this nonsense and as soon as I return home, my butler would be waiting with a decompressing gin & tonic, my man-friend (that I’m definitely not having a sordid affair with) is returning a large chunk of my shopping to the correct room in my immense house and husband number 5 won’t come back from his business trip for another 3 days.
Make it a beautiful day, Spoonies. You’re worth it. xoxo.