Imagine you’re the grumpiest cat to ever grump, and your humans are celebrating some weird holiday themed around love.
All you wanna do is nope, roll in the catnip and lay in the sun preening yourself…. instead, your humans have wrapped you in balloons and presented you up as some kind of gift to cupid. How frustrating! That’s how I feel the Hextraordinary Valentinkleton feels right now. Thoroughly unimpressed with his humans presentations of love and unable to do a thing about his current predicament other than to just float, and occasionally hiss.
Rest assured he’ll be released back to his favourite chair to pat aimlessly at lint very shortly.
Make it a beautiful day, Spoonies. You’re worth it. xoxo.